{"id":1930,"date":"2012-09-28T18:14:47","date_gmt":"2012-09-29T01:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/?p=1930"},"modified":"2012-09-28T18:16:33","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T01:16:33","slug":"a-day-of-complete-retailfail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2012\/09\/a-day-of-complete-retailfail\/","title":{"rendered":"A Day of Complete RetailFail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My days of throwing money at shiny things are in the past. I rarely frequent bookshops, once upon a time a source of wallet-loosening. Now I find them mostly a waste of time, or an excuse to go look at new items that have escaped my attention. I stay away from eBay, and my ComicArtFans gallery gathers dust even as I find new excuses not to buy new art.<\/p>\n<p>So yesterday was terrible.<\/p>\n<p>It began in the morning, when I woke up debating with myself about whether I should really try to get one of the Mondo <em>Looper<\/em> posters that were due to go for sale in a few hours. Unable to decide, I reached office early anyway, where I spent a few minutes with my boss in the kitchen, as he made fun of me for getting in at that (by my standards) ungodly hour. At 8:55, my alarm rang, and I hurried to the Mondo website. Made it in time for <em>Dredd<\/em> and <em>Looper<\/em> posters to show up, added them to \u00a0my cart, and was about to pay for them when&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/loopergoldarchive_thumb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1931\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"Looper by Martin Ansin. Gold.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/loopergoldarchive_thumb-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/loopergoldarchive_thumb-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/loopergoldarchive_thumb.jpg 466w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/loopersilverarchive_thumb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1932\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"Looper by Martin Ansin. Silver.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/loopersilverarchive_thumb-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/loopersilverarchive_thumb-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/loopersilverarchive_thumb.jpg 466w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;I closed my browser. Took a deep breath. Waited a minute, and then went back to work. I mean, seriously, I was going to drop $50 on the poster of a movie that I hadn&#8217;t even seen. Would it be one of my top 5 movies? Hell no! Would it be my favorite movie of the year? Uh huh. So there, I saved myself $50, and I felt proud of myself.<\/p>\n<p>But then I began thinking about what\u00a0<em>were\u00a0<\/em>my top 5 movies, and wondered how many of them did have Mondo posters. There was Tyler Stout&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Kill Bill\u00a0<\/em>poster, which always struck me as a little too busy, too cluttered for my eyes. But it still had the nice grindhouse vibe to it. Too bad it was selling for upwards for 450$. Not my cup of tea at the moment. Then I remembered the Totoro poster, the one that got away. I was in Romania when the Mondo guys made the drop, sipping on a cup of rooibos and diligently clicking refresh on the page every few minutes. I was\u00a0<em>determined\u00a0<\/em>to own that print at the cost price. But a colleague Skyped me about something important, and I headed out to respond to her without having to type a lot. I come back a minute later, and it was all over. My rooibos was not even cold, it was over\u00a0<em>that\u00a0<\/em>quick.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/totororegarchive_thumb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1934\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"My Neighbor Totoro - Olly Moss\" src=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/totororegarchive_thumb-166x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/totororegarchive_thumb-166x300.jpg 166w, https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/totororegarchive_thumb.jpg 388w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 166px) 100vw, 166px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I looked around a bit at the forums I hang out, and saw a bunch of Totoro prints for sale, at prices that lay somewhere between astronomical and batshit-insane. There was however a panic sale going on, and being the kind of ruthless low-baller that totally takes advantage of panicky merchants, I shot off a PM, asking him if he would accept my low-ball offer (which, come to think of it, was not\u00a0<em>that\u00a0<\/em>low-ball. It was the six-month average selling price for the piece. Thereabouts. Give or take a few tenners. Mostly take.) As it turns out, he did accept my offer, and I realized, with a silly grin on my face, that I had actually gotten one of my top 5 movies up on the wall of my future apartment. A definite improvement over\u00a0<em>Looper<\/em>, I would say.<\/p>\n<p>Then I sipped my coffee and flipped through my Facebook feeds, where an update about <em>GTO: The Early Years\u00a0<\/em>made me pause. Apparently it was getting over with volume 15, out very soon indeed. Which made no sense, because I had always thought it was a 31-volume series. Hasty realization: the US reprints were oversized, covering two volumes&#8217; worth of material in one. No wonder. This meant that I needed to get up to speed with the adventures of Onizuka before he became Onegai Sensei Onizuka as soon as I could. Not an easy task considering that the series had two publishers, one of whom went bankrupt and all its catalogue went out of print &#8211; that was Tokyopop, for those who came in late, who had brought 10 volumes of the series out last decade. Volume 8, in particular, was selling for 50$ and above in the secondary market. The others could be obtained second-hand, off Amazon sellers or eBay. Vertical publishing was coming out with the last 5 volumes of the series.<\/p>\n<p>On an impulse, I looked up eBay, and hit a 20$ best-offer on a set of the first 4 volumes. The seller accepted within 5 minutes, and as soon as I completed payment, he changed status to &#8220;shipped&#8221;. That was&#8230;quick. The package got here 3 hours ago. Probably the fastest eBay shipping EVER.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/A36fv3qCYAI4Yeg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1937\" title=\"Sigh\" src=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/A36fv3qCYAI4Yeg-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/A36fv3qCYAI4Yeg-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/A36fv3qCYAI4Yeg.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At this point, I was done with my shopping for the month. I should not have opened the email from bargaingraphicnovels that said &#8220;IDW Sale&#8221;. I should have deleted it without even opening the dang thing. But I did, and seeing the 70% discount on books that I had always wanted weakened my soul. The final pass, after much culling of the shopping cart, involved the complete Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse hardcovers by Ben Templesmith (I mean, at $7 each? Why not?) and <em>The Cape<\/em>\u00a0hardcover by Joe Hill, Jason Ciaramella and Zach Howard. That will get signed at the next Wondercon, for sure. It felt a little better when pal Pablo agreed with me at the sinful nature of the discounts, and joined in the revelry.<\/p>\n<p>You thought that was it? That was not it. In the evening, I was reading\u00a0<em>Oishinbo<\/em>, and was thinking about how much fun it would be to read something like\u00a0<em>Eden<\/em>, which was out of print too. Impulse check on eBay, seller with a full run at a deep-discount price, and also selling Sho Fumimura and Ryoichi Ikegami&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Sanctuary<\/em>, another must-have. I stopped thinking. At that point, I felt unclean already. I closed my eyes, thought about lust and self-control and the need to avoid eBay for a couple of months. And then I opened my eyes and bought both the lots. Because sometimes, the retail-gods win. They win hard.<\/p>\n<p>Update: 24 volumes of Gantz for 175$. At 7.1$ per volume, with free shipping? Going for it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Gantz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1940\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"Gantz\" src=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Gantz-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Gantz-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Gantz-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Gantz.jpg 499w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My days of throwing money at shiny things are in the past. 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