{"id":1945,"date":"2013-02-12T01:05:52","date_gmt":"2013-02-12T09:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/?p=1945"},"modified":"2013-06-12T14:59:09","modified_gmt":"2013-06-12T21:59:09","slug":"forest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2013\/02\/forest\/","title":{"rendered":"Forest"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn3.whatculture.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Sonny-Chiba.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sonny Chiba is Hattori Hanzo<\/p><\/div>\n<p>One of my All Time Top Five movies,\u00a0<em>Kill Bill,\u00a0<\/em>has this monologue by Sonny Chiba, playing retired swordsmith Hattori Hanzo.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Revenge is never a straight line. It&#8217;s a forest. And like a forest it&#8217;s easy to lose your way&#8230;to get lost&#8230; to forget where you came in.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This leads me to make two specific observations about myself and my life.<\/p>\n<p>One: I find it very hard to respond to the question &#8220;what kind of books\/movies\/music do you like?&#8221; It is hard because I have never been able to figure out why I choose\u00a0<em>that\u00a0<\/em>particular book to read next, or\u00a0<em>this\u00a0<\/em>movie playing in theaters gets my pulse racing while I am cold towards another, possibly equally-good film. Or steadfastly refuse to listen to some albums until &#8230; I don&#8217;t know &#8230; I feel like it.<\/p>\n<p>Warning: this may sound pretentious and somewhat obvious. It&#8217;s like I am in this forest full of trees blooming with psychedelic flowers and populated by mysterious creatures, and I am trying to find my own way through. I forget why I came in, what I am doing in that forest, and where I am going, but it just works out that way. I like it. I guess that&#8217;s all that matters. I am reading two books now &#8211;\u00a0<em>Do Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes<\/em>, a title that sounds too frivolous than what it is, a bunch of scientific observations about sex, human nature, relationships and biology. Questions like &#8220;how do your parents&#8217; age determine what kind of partner you will be attracted to?&#8221; and &#8220;Why are blue-eyed men attracted to women of the same eye-color?&#8221; are answered seriously, with a dash of statistics and an odd tongue-in-cheek comment every now and then. It does get repetitive sometimes, but it&#8217;s fun. Why am I reading this book? Because I went inside Piccolo &#8211; the second-hand bookstore opposite my office &#8211; last week and paid attention to my favorite shelf (yes, I have a favorite shelf there, it displays the weirdest books, especially hidden behind others, most of a dubious nature. I found David Carradine&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Kill Bill\u00a0<\/em>memoir there too, which led me to watch the movie again, and ergo, the quote above &#8211; a nice game of connect-the-dots, don&#8217;t you think? Oh, and all books at Piccolo are a dollar each.) This book was hidden behind one on steamboats, and it took me a few seconds to flip through it and realize that it was going to be read next, even though I was pretty darn sure that morning about beginning to read David Byrne&#8217;s\u00a0<em>How Music Works<\/em>, on my e-reader.<\/p>\n<p>Then yesterday, I attended a Suzanne Vega concert, my first concert of the year, and I reached one song too late. Which in my book was okay-late, not omg-late, I took a minute or two to park the car and walked inside the venue a little faster than I usually would have, because there was nobody standing outside. I still do not know what the first song was, but &#8216;Pale Blue Thing&#8217; was playing when I got in, and &#8216;Caramel&#8217; began next, which turned my knees into jelly and made me forget that I had driven 600+ miles in the last 36 hours. When we were nursing our teas in the foyer of the building during the break, I not-so-unpredictably found myself next to the merchandise table, and my wallet not-so-unpredictably unloaded its contents in the general direction of the cheerful volunteers there, especially when the magic words &#8220;signing&#8221; was mentioned. Among what I got was\u00a0<em>The Passionate Eye: The Collected Writings of Suzanne Vega<\/em>, and today, when waiting for code to compile and run, I opened it up. Boom, next book on the reading-immediately pile. Did I know about this book&#8217;s existence a day ago? No. Is poetry\/essay\/interview collections my thing? Not unless it&#8217;s &#8211; y&#8217;know &#8211; Suzanne Vega.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Umm yeah, so my reading habits are sort of a forest too. A Totoro forest, not a Baba Yaga forest. Ok, maybe a Baba Yaga forest where Hellboy and Price Ivan team up.<\/p>\n<p>Two: I really\u00a0<em>really\u00a0<\/em>like revenge as a sub-genre. This probably dates back to my appreciation and love for\u00a0<em>The Count of Monte Cristo<\/em>, which I have talked about in the past. But it is amazing how many of the films I run to watch at the theater without a second thought, or rewatch any day have this as the theme. Think about your favorite revenge flicks. Chances are very high I will have watched them, and liked them, and that I will like you for having liked them.<\/p>\n<p>(For the record,\u00a0<em>Taken 2\u00a0<\/em>is a terrible movie.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my All Time Top Five movies,\u00a0Kill Bill,\u00a0has this monologue by Sonny Chiba, playing retired swordsmith Hattori Hanzo. Revenge is never a straight line. It&#8217;s a forest. And like a forest it&#8217;s easy to lose your way&#8230;to get lost&#8230; to forget where you came in. 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