{"id":2749,"date":"2015-10-23T15:48:04","date_gmt":"2015-10-23T22:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/?p=2749"},"modified":"2015-10-23T15:48:48","modified_gmt":"2015-10-23T22:48:48","slug":"edge-of-a-cliff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2015\/10\/edge-of-a-cliff\/","title":{"rendered":"Edge of a cliff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a problem. I have a problem with Cool Things That Would Look Great At Home Even Though They Cost An Arm and Leg. My usual excuse when I buy something like that is &#8211; &#8220;It&#8217;s fine. If I want to, I can sell them and get my money back&#8221;. Because let&#8217;s face it, we are legion. There are lots of us willing to throw money at shiny things that are available only on the secondary market.<\/p>\n<p>But there are rules. There has to be rules, otherwise there would be chaos and what can only kindly be called the Smaug Syndrome.<\/p>\n<p>The first rule is: no 3-dimensional figures. Like ever. No toys, action figures, no cold-cast polyvinyl resin statues or statuettes, no life model decoys and 1:8 or 1:12 or 1:2 or even (shudder) 1:1 scale models. No. Nopity nope nope. Books, yes. Art, yes. Prints, a reluctant yes, but only under extreme duress.<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes, just sometimes, the first rule comes perilously close to being broken. [ref]The one corollary to the First Rule is if I get something insanely cool for insanely cheap. Like a Hawkgirl figurine for 2$ at a sale, or a Darwyn Cooke Wonder Woman figure for a buck. Why wouldn&#8217;t I? Despite all my flaws, I am still human. [\/ref] [ref]The second corollary is if it glows in the dark and is hilarious beyond belief. That&#8217;s why I got myself the Chew Chog figures, hyuk.[\/ref]\n<p>Seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.threezerostore.com\/index.php?type=Categories&amp;id=21&amp;pid=103&amp;lang=en-US\" target=\"_blank\">preorders<\/a> for Q Hayashida&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/q-hayashida.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/threezeroxcaiman.html\" target=\"_blank\">Kaiman figure<\/a>, from her un-freaking-believable manga Dorohedoro makes me want to forget all about restraint and self-control and all that jazz.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2757\" src=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/caiman_main_g1.jpg\" alt=\"caiman_main_g1\" width=\"674\" height=\"505\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/caiman_main_g1.jpg 1020w, https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/caiman_main_g1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 674px) 100vw, 674px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To be fair, there has been others this year. The Iron Giant figure that Mondo brought out. It helped that I had absolutely zero padding on my budget that month and the next thanks to a couple of cross-continental trips.<\/p>\n<p>I suspect the next one will be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.streetrobot.com\/scott-pilgrims-ramona-flowers-vinyl-figure-by-mondo-teased-at-sdcc-2015\/\">Bryan O&#8217;Malley&#8217;s Ramona Flowers<\/a> figure, also from Mondo.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2755\" src=\"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/comic-con-2015-conventio.jpg\" alt=\"Picture by user slinch on vinylcollective\" width=\"885\" height=\"498\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The capitalists are winning. This is not a good thing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a problem. I have a problem with Cool Things That Would Look Great At Home Even Though They Cost An Arm and Leg. My usual excuse when I buy something like that is &#8211; &#8220;It&#8217;s fine. If I want to, I can sell them and get my money back&#8221;. Because let&#8217;s face it, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[554,416,556,551,555,552,553],"class_list":["post-2749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myself","tag-buying","tag-dorohedoro","tag-itemlust","tag-kaiman","tag-materialism","tag-ramona-flowers","tag-scott-pilgrim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2749"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2758,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2749\/revisions\/2758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}