{"id":275,"date":"2003-03-22T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-22T11:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2003\/03\/once-upon-a-time\/"},"modified":"2003-03-22T11:50:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-22T11:50:00","slug":"once-upon-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2003\/03\/once-upon-a-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Once upon a time"},"content":{"rendered":"

there was a lovely princess.<\/p>\n

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss.<\/p>\n

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss.<\/i><\/p>\n

Want the full story? Click here<\/a><\/b>, then!!<\/p>\n

And yeah, my favourite lines….<\/p>\n

Donkey: – All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I’m not afraid to use it.
\n{Roars}
\nDonkey: – I’m a donkey on the edge!<\/p>\n

Semi-autobiographical, trust me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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