{"id":3232,"date":"2019-09-05T00:29:37","date_gmt":"2019-09-05T07:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/?p=3232"},"modified":"2019-09-05T00:48:12","modified_gmt":"2019-09-05T07:48:12","slug":"subterranean-conundrums","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2019\/09\/subterranean-conundrums\/","title":{"rendered":"Subterranean Conundrums"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover has-background-dim\" style=\"background-image:url(https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/HornsNumberedBradelFlat-1-1024x819.jpg)\"><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<p style=\"text-align:center\" class=\"has-large-font-size\"><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Every now and then, when it comes to <s>buying stuff <\/s> indulging in collectorial practices, the imaginary line I draw in the imaginary sand is smudged by an imaginary eraser. As a result of which the aforementioned line becomes the kind that would give Cecil Radcliffe a severe case of the runs, followed by the chills. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Case in point: offerings from Subterranean Press. I have whittled down my purchases to the barest necessary, but my resolve was tested earlier this month, when it was announced that Joe Hill&#8217;s latest collection of short stories, <em>Full Throttle<\/em>, would have a SubPress limited\/signed release. Seeing as how my waffling over NOS4A2 did my blood pressure no good in the past, I knew I would go for it. But it took about a week of gritting my teeth and wringing my hands before I actually ventured to lay down $175 for the pleasure of owning a copy of the book, sight unseen, numbered and signed by Messrs Hill and McKean, he of Sandman renown. But the limiteds of <em>20th Century Ghosts<\/em> and <em>Heart-Shaped Box <\/em>are biblionicorns of the kind that make hearts and wallets bleed, and I would rather not take a chance with a Hill book. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It also did not hurt that the <a href=\"https:\/\/suntup.press\/horns\/\">Suntup Press limited edition of Hill&#8217;s <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/suntup.press\/horns\/\">Horns<\/a><\/em> just came to Papa about 2 weeks ago, after a wait of about half a year. I confess to owning the <a href=\"https:\/\/camelotbooks.com\/books\/detail\/horns\">PS Publishing signed\/limited edition <\/a>that came out in 2010, but Suntup&#8217;s version was too hard to pass on. The line in the sand that I drew for signed limited editions was that I would only buy one if the original author was among the signers, and <em>Horns <\/em>met the criteria, while <em>Haunting of Hill House<\/em> and <em>Rosemary&#8217;s Baby<\/em> did not. Not that I did not have severe crises of conscience, but the line held. It did not however hold for Cormac McCarthy&#8217;s <em><a href=\"https:\/\/suntup.press\/the-road\">The Road<\/a>,<\/em> one of my favorite works by the man. Suntup&#8217;s edition, not out yet, but sold out in pre-orders, has an introduction and an autograph by<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Joyce_Carol_Oates\"> Joyce Carol Oates<\/a>. McCarthy is notorious for not signing his books, specifically <em>The Road<\/em>, which he has apparently signed a few copies for his son alone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What really rubbed the line this week was the announcement that Tamsyn Muir&#8217;s first book <em>Gideon The Ninth<\/em> would have a limited release via Subterranean, and copies would go on sale on Tuesday morning. Now here was the situation:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>The only thing I knew about the book was the phrase &#8220;lesbian necromancers in space&#8221;<\/li><li>It wasn&#8217;t out yet, so I could not read it<\/li><li>Reviews had come in from a coterie of distinguished authors, including Warren Ellis, VE Schwab, Charles Stross, Robin Sloan, and Max Gladstone (whose <em>This is How You Lose the Time War <\/em>is what I am reading Right. Now)<\/li><li>I happened to get to the Tor website, which had <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tor.com\/2019\/03\/19\/read-the-first-chapter-of-tamsyn-muirs-gideon-the-ninth\/\">a preview of the first chapter of the book<\/a>. And by the time I got to the phrase &#8220;stupendous work of a titty nature&#8221;, I was sold.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Or rather, I was coerced into depositing 85$ for the pleasure of owning a copy of the book signed by the writer herself, courtesy of SubPress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which should make me feel terrible vis a vis the Great and Terrible Sullying of the line that guides my buying habits, but you know what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The book fucking sold out in two days. Had I waited a day more to buy it, I would have been gnashing my teeth by now and breathing slow and deep trying to keep calm.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To make up for this psychological distress, here&#8217;s a bunch of pictures of the magnificent Joe Hill book from Suntup Press.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-gphotos  wp-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/photos.google.com\/share\/AF1QipOtrQ83dNWIevoSLRx8fSwCwxx93GKIK0vXPVcaGZyK1IDwVjmEFd8IfMTA7f83wQ?key=SVd1cFRuLWpMOFJvS01aTDcwbmxKSVpPc2xXUS1B\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"    src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/o73zZLxIKinzL7juW8fxG3DlsEPZT492wSSfUy8k7RQj1m4x8zyW-mF98x-zWKH4CgRIYmDL-GQgJBhBHJLVwzS_gXNZ2VBBIlcS4JbE0oxIOEP1H9PkgIHn35NUSdN7hL6Si17O5Jg=w696-h1000\" width=\"696\" height=\"522\"   ><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/photos.google.com\/share\/AF1QipOtrQ83dNWIevoSLRx8fSwCwxx93GKIK0vXPVcaGZyK1IDwVjmEFd8IfMTA7f83wQ?key=SVd1cFRuLWpMOFJvS01aTDcwbmxKSVpPc2xXUS1B\" target=\"_blank\">Joe Hill&#039;s Horns by Suntup Press  \/ Google Photos<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-gphotos  wp-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/photos.google.com\/share\/AF1QipMxjMvQT_fIWuwgZBk8d-6ezesd_E7f4sGyBu4XPQYg5iYn9KoLy9g9ff1k1v7ndQ?key=UEFPajQwMHZhTWFxeDBEeng4N3VrMU1XbnRmTEZn\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"    src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/sVFtk8mzPQJtC6CEJcnz2Vq2DK0yjXqpqjmp30RmbeajBV5hbPIcRPA1nStXIHNaUutTddtSw-lAERP5jjzcZX0T26wDDFyGS8xrsxTTcscG7gYobo-GYcIGH6TSpFgnejSkXi0A4uk=w696-h1000\" width=\"696\" height=\"928\"   ><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/photos.google.com\/share\/AF1QipMxjMvQT_fIWuwgZBk8d-6ezesd_E7f4sGyBu4XPQYg5iYn9KoLy9g9ff1k1v7ndQ?key=UEFPajQwMHZhTWFxeDBEeng4N3VrMU1XbnRmTEZn\" target=\"_blank\">New photo by Satyajit C \/ Google Photos<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-gphotos  wp-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/photos.google.com\/share\/AF1QipPffLSDfpVYyRx2lYXo1N4dRLjX14giIUUOKqMXOgC9sOn9Gi3dTi7t9vLk6alN9g?key=d0tqWnEzSmQtSldvU1dXZm0wTjJXVUJVTWdOTU5n\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"    src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/rHiBq5wn_stVL5D-vd0lwtDFrF0e3JNf3SOTDNvK333Z4fevd-Zmi2bd59Ugz-3Gt_cMt9TxJ4FuNRNMVFu9oFNhFdYSfsEnFvPORwnvw7Dc4lxVA-Xnv2qUP0gYnN1G3u_s4azB-dg=w696-h1000\" width=\"696\" height=\"432\"   ><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/photos.google.com\/share\/AF1QipPffLSDfpVYyRx2lYXo1N4dRLjX14giIUUOKqMXOgC9sOn9Gi3dTi7t9vLk6alN9g?key=d0tqWnEzSmQtSldvU1dXZm0wTjJXVUJVTWdOTU5n\" target=\"_blank\">New photo by Satyajit C \/ Google Photos<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then, when it comes to buying stuff indulging in collectorial practices, the imaginary line I draw in the imaginary sand is smudged by an imaginary eraser. As a result of which the aforementioned line becomes the kind that would give Cecil Radcliffe a severe case of the runs, followed by the chills. 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