{"id":372,"date":"2003-08-29T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-29T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/naughty-stuff\/"},"modified":"2003-08-29T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-29T18:30:00","slug":"naughty-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/naughty-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hootisland.com\/cgi-bin\/victorian.cgi?submit=Touch+my+vitals+quickly%2C+lest+I+die!\">Victorian Sex Cries Generator<\/a>, filched from Mr Neil Gaiman&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/officialgaiman\">journal<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more Samples--><i>You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!<\/p>\n<p>Ah, let your fingers play and twine in the young tendrils of silky down that cover&#8217;d the very seat of my womanhood!<\/p>\n<p>Your lips pursue me, so that I cannot escape from kissing them in purest self-defense!<\/p>\n<p>Oh delicious deliriums! I lay pleasure-drench&#8217;d and spent.<\/p>\n<p>My very being is dissolving into waves of pleasure and liquid pearls! <\/p>\n<p>My life! My soul! The springs of pleasure are wound to such a pitch that I cannot help but succumb to ecstacy! <\/p>\n<p>You have gorg&#8217;d me with the dearest morsel of the earth! <\/p>\n<p>Harder and again, my darling, I feel my oceans coming upon me!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This reminded me that it&#8217;s been a long time since I read <i>The Pearl<\/i>. Or <i>My Secret Life<\/i>. Heh heh heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Victorian Sex Cries Generator, filched from Mr Neil Gaiman&#8217;s journal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}