Hee hee hee ho ha ha!<\/p>\n
Last night, at precisely 10:20 PM, I completed the Death Row<\/i> mission in GTA: Vice City. Then, exactly 30 minutes later, I completed the next mission, called All Hands on Deck!<\/i>. I feel good<\/i>!<\/p>\n
It all started the night before, when, as a result of multiple rampages passed and stores robbed, I gathered enough money to go buy a place called Hyman Condo. And as it so happened, Hyman Condo has this heli-pad on the terrace. And that has a helicopter parked, just in case an occasional homicidal maniac should choose use it to carry out some unspeakable acts.<\/p>\n
So, very leisurely, free from the perils of traffic and sudden urges to jump off the bridge between Little Havana and Vice City, I flew to the junkyard, dispatched of those no-good Haitians, freed Lance and escorted him to el ‘ospitale. <\/p>\n
And then, with a broad smile on my face ( and peace in my heart), I had my dinner. Read some of From A Buick Eight<\/i> – the most guilt-free reading session since last week.<\/p>\n
Then I proceeded to Cortez’s yacht and carried out another mission. And then indulged in Kill Frenzies and rampages until it was lights-out. <\/p>\n
It’s small things like this that elevates my life from the mundane to the sublime. <\/p>\n
So, once again – <\/p>\n
Hee hee hee ho ho ha ha !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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