{"id":413,"date":"2003-11-25T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-25T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2003\/11\/an-interesting-discovery-and-100-girls\/"},"modified":"2003-11-25T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-25T19:03:00","slug":"an-interesting-discovery-and-100-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2003\/11\/an-interesting-discovery-and-100-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"An Interesting Discovery, and 100 Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have discovered something interesting. There are very good books available on the Amazon used bookstores, with extremely low prices. Some books on Hollywood that I was looking for, like Gloria Swanson&#8217;s memoir <i>Swanson on Swanson<\/i> is available for one cent, and Frank Capra&#8217;s <i>The Name Above the Title<\/i> for 90 cents. Something like <i>Sin in Soft Focus: Pre-Code Hollywood<\/i>, a classic that has incredible black-and-white photographs of the pre-censored Hollywood movies and sells for 40$ on the market, is on sale for 8$. In hardcover, to boot.<\/p>\n<p>Considering that shipping prices to India is almost 6-10 dollars per shipment, there is a fair chance that I can order some of these stuff without feeling too much of a pinch. Yum yum yum. Good thing that I am getting a credit card made, eh?<\/p>\n<p>Watched this teen-movie called <i>100 Girls<\/i> yesterday, which turned out to be pretty good. Hilarious lines! <\/p>\n<p>This is the love-speech at the end of the movie:<\/p>\n<p> <i>Without you, I&#8217;m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway.<br \/>\nI have gift anxiety, even through I don&#8217;t know when your birthday is.<br \/>\nWe can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together.<br \/>\nI swear, I&#8217;ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking.<br \/>\nIf you consent to live with me, I&#8217;ll clean the toilet every week. I&#8217;ll do it with my tongue if you ask.<br \/>\n I will strike the words &#8220;hooters&#8221; and &#8220;love rockets&#8221; from my vocabulary.<br \/>\n I&#8217;ll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it &#8220;May May&#8221;.<br \/>\nI will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I&#8217;ll go on a low cholesterol diet.<br \/>\nAnd I won&#8217;t buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis.<br \/>\nYour parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a bitch with a capital B.<br \/>\nAnd your folks don&#8217;t have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us.<br \/>\nI declare, I&#8217;ll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes.<br \/>\n I&#8217;ll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on your makeup.<br \/>\n If you&#8217;re a cat person, I&#8217;ll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can&#8217;t.<br \/>\nI will happily go see chick flicks with you, like &#8220;Pride and Prejudice&#8221;.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won&#8217;t curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it.<br \/>\nI pledge to always say &#8220;yes&#8221; when you ask, &#8220;Is my hair looking okay tonight?&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word &#8220;cuddle&#8221;.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I&#8217;m gonna save every birthday card you send me!<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll actually write you real letters when we&#8217;re apart.<br \/>\n I&#8217;m never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I&#8217;ll never leave my socks on the floor.<br \/>\nWith me, you&#8217;ll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.<br \/>\n I&#8217;ll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like.<br \/>\nMy belly button will always be lint free.<br \/>\n I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you&#8217;ve ever had.<br \/>\nI declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Now, is that good or what?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have discovered something interesting. There are very good books available on the Amazon used bookstores, with extremely low prices. Some books on Hollywood that I was looking for, like Gloria Swanson&#8217;s memoir Swanson on Swanson is available for one cent, and Frank Capra&#8217;s The Name Above the Title for 90 cents. Something like Sin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}