{"id":435,"date":"2004-01-05T15:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-05T15:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2004\/01\/a-small-kill-bill-influenced-conversation\/"},"modified":"2004-01-05T15:58:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-05T15:58:00","slug":"a-small-kill-bill-influenced-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2004\/01\/a-small-kill-bill-influenced-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"A Small Kill-Bill Influenced conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One fine day, in Panjagutta, I am walking with Mons and generally cribbing about life. ( OK, <a href=\"http:\/\/themask07.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">themask07<\/a>, whining, not cribbing.)<\/p>\n<p><i>me<\/i>: Cripes, I got to buy <i>so<\/i> many things. My bank balance is a mess. My Wish List is longer than ever. My waistline is increasing, so I even need to buy new clothes. This sucks. My bank account sucks. I suck. Everything sucks. <\/p>\n<p>(<i>Word to the wise: As you must have figured out already, I am no Quentin Tarantino. So my scriptwriting skills are repetitive, and they suck, too.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Second thought: No, not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/beatzo\/friends\"><b>you<\/b><\/a>. i said &#8220;the wise&#8221;, not &#8220;wiseguys&#8221;.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Third thought: I suck some more.<\/i> )<\/p>\n<p>Me ( continued): Like I was saying, everything sucks. And doubly so.<\/p>\n<p>Mons (in her best Vernita-green impression) :  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, bitch.<\/p>\n<p>Later, much later, when the cackles have died down to the extent that people stop staring at us, and the ache in my tummy settles down to a gentle bubbly feeling, I try to come up with a smart-alecky response.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Youuuu say &#8220;fuck you bitch&#8221;, like weeeeeeee say fuck.you.beetch.<\/p>\n<p>Mons: Splendid!<\/p>\n<p>I cackled all the way home.<\/p>\n<p>Current Kill Bill Count: 17 + 0.5 + 0.4.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One fine day, in Panjagutta, I am walking with Mons and generally cribbing about life. ( OK, themask07, whining, not cribbing.) me: Cripes, I got to buy so many things. My bank balance is a mess. My Wish List is longer than ever. My waistline is increasing, so I even need to buy new clothes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}