{"id":551,"date":"2005-04-04T17:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-04T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/robots-i-respect-part-1\/"},"modified":"2005-04-04T17:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-04T17:04:00","slug":"robots-i-respect-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/robots-i-respect-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Robots I respect – Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n\"Futurama<\/p>\n

Just your unfriendly alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain smoking, gambling, attention-seeking robot from 3000 AD. <\/p>\n

Quotable Stuff:<\/i><\/u>
\n“Fry, of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.”<\/p>\n

Bender: Bending’s my middle name.
\nFry: It is?<\/i>
\nBender: Yes. It’s Bender Bending Rodriguez. <\/p>\n

“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”<\/p>\n

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
\nFry: It doesn’t look so shiny to me.<\/i>
\nBender: Shinier than yours, meatbag. <\/p>\n

“This is the worst kind of discrimination – the kind against me!”<\/p>\n

“Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself!”<\/p>\n

“Now normally I charge $500, but since I know you…I’ll have to ask you to pay in advance.”<\/p>\n

“They’re not very heavy, but you don’t hear me not complaning.”<\/p>\n

“Everybody’s a jerk. You, me, this jerk.”<\/p>\n

“Comedy’s a dead art form. Now tragedy, that’s funny.”<\/p>\n

“They’re tasty. Let’s call them tasticles!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-muhuhaha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}