{"id":594,"date":"2005-09-28T18:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T18:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2005\/09\/god-is-dead-meet-the-kids\/"},"modified":"2005-09-28T18:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T18:26:00","slug":"god-is-dead-meet-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2005\/09\/god-is-dead-meet-the-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"God is Dead. Meet the Kids."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finished <i>Anansi Boys<\/i> last night, in two sessions. Now I am in that unhappy state of mind that is brought about upon the realisation that I would probably have to wait fo a long, long while before a new Neil Gaiman novel comes out. <\/p>\n<p>Gaiman had already pointed out that the book was more humour than fantasy, and rightly so. There was the friendly Douglas Adamsy-PG Wodehousey narrator&#8217;s voice throughout the writing, and the observational gems that Gaiman indulges, the kind of opinions about everyday things that make you go &#8211; &#8220;Damn, now why <i>didn&#8217;t<\/i> I think of that?&#8221; I have been thinking of a way to write about the book without giving away any spoilers. Probably the best way to make you go and read it is to repeat the tagline &#8211; &#8220;God is dead. Meet the kids.&#8221; and to say that in the book, much like all other Gaiman books, Things are Not What They Seem, and Events Happen in Different Layers of Reality. I think it would also help if you read up on Kwaku Anansi, the trickster-spider-god character of African myth. I had bought a collection of Anansi stories off a sale sometime back, and could not but help smiling at the entertaining Gaiman spins on the myths. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s self-referentially humorous. I mean, just look at these lines:<br \/>\n<i>Daisy made a noise. It was not a yes-noise and it was not a no-noise. It was a I-know-somebody-just-said-something-to-me-and-if-I-make-a-noise-maybe-they-will-go-away sort of noise.<br \/>\nCarol had heard that noise before.<br \/>\n&#8220;oy&#8221;, she said. &#8220;Big bum. Are you going to be much longer. I want to do my blog.&#8221;<br \/>\nDaisy processed the words. Two of them sank in. &#8220;Are you saying I&#8217;ve got a big bum?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No,&#8221;, said Carol. &#8220;I&#8217;m saying that it&#8217;s getting late, and I want to do me blog. I&#8217;m going to have him shagging a supermodel in the loo of an unidentified London nightspot.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I must have spent three minutes, probably more, just laying back on the bed and laughing hard after reading these lines. <\/p>\n<p>The version of the book I bought, the British trade paperback, has a deleted scene, a scanned excerpt from Gaiman&#8217;s diary ( which contains such entertaining information as an idea to begin every chapter in the book with a punchline of a popular joke, which was vetoed later) and an interview with the writer. On an aside: How much did I pay for it? Nothing at all. Bought it with the book coupons collected from KQA quizzes. Muhuhahahahaha.<\/p>\n<p>Also picked up an Iomega 160 GB External Hard Drive yesterday. Looks really cool, but has an American 3-pin plug, so I need a converter for that, even though my spike-buster does have a socket that works with it. 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