{"id":595,"date":"2005-10-04T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/books-precious\/"},"modified":"2005-10-04T12:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-04T12:30:00","slug":"books-precious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/books-precious\/","title":{"rendered":"Books, precious."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Six books in seven days is not too bad. Books, as in proper non-graphic-novelly books.<\/p>\n<p>Neil Gaiman&#8217;s <b>Anansi Boys<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Twice-22<\/b> By Ray Bradbury. A collection of short stories collecting two previous short-story releases- <b>The Golden Apples of the Sun<\/b> and <b>A Medicine for Melancholy<\/b>. I have read some of these stories before, &#8220;The Fog Horn&#8221;, for instance, but I just can&#8217;t get enough of re-reading Bradbury. <\/p>\n<p>Carl Hiassen&#8217;s <b>Skinny Dip<\/b>. Entertaining as always. I loved the fact that I could figure out that the cover art was by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Charles_Burns_%28cartoonist%29\">Charles Burns<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Palahniuk&#8217;s <b>Fight Club<\/b>. Now an interesting thing happened. There are these book exhibitions happening at the Institute of Engineers from time to time, but of late I have been skipping them because of three reasons &#8211; one, the way they price their books is completely random &#8211; mostly it seems to be based on the thickness of a book, and not whether it&#8217;s good or bad;two, the books are completely unarranged. Which is good for your book-hunting impulses, but at the end of a terrible day at work, one hardly has the impulse to tilt one&#8217;s head sideways and walk from one end of a hall to the other trying to filter the white noise of titles ( 90% of the listed books are stuff you find at Abids on Sundays for 10 or 20 rupees, and I swear the next time I see five copies each of Alexandra Ripley&#8217;s <b>Scarlertt<\/b> and Terry McMillan&#8217;s <b>Waiting to Exhale<\/b> in a stack of 100, I will scream.) ; three &#8211; if you get books for cheap, all the restraints, all the mental promises you&#8217;ve made not to spend any more money on books, all of these are forgotten. So yeah, I try my best to ignore these sales, even though I pass the Institute of Engineers every evening on my way home.<\/p>\n<p>Now this evening, it was drizzling, and traffic was suckadelic. Traffic is always suckadelic and it nearly always rains in the evening, but it was even worse this time because I was on riding pillion on a bike. So there, we decided to park the bike at the I of E and check out the book-sale. We gave each other 10 minutes. Now as I went up, the sign said &#8220;Last day of sale&#8221;, which was good, I told myself, because I would not be able to come back for second helpings if I saw something interesting, and because they were only taking cash. So off I went, nonchalantly checking around. Truth be told, I wasn&#8217;t looking too hard, because most of the good stuff would already be sold. Saw a book of Marilyn Monroe pictures, priced at 195, but decided to skip it. Too high a price for photos, especially after I had downloaded a 140 MB package called &#8220;The Ultimate Marilyn Monroe Photographs Collection, Ever&#8221; just a couple of days back. <\/p>\n<p>And then I saw the familiar logo of Fight Club staring at me, with Brad Pitt grinning and Edward Norton looking sullen and &#8220;Chuck Palahniuk&#8221; written in bold on top, and I said &#8220;hallelujah!&#8221; and went and checked out the price, which turned out to be just right. Sixty rupees is not a high price to pay for this book, yeah? Then at the counter, the guy tells me, buy one book, get another free. GLUCK! Ten minutes were almost up, so I ran a bit and looked around for something good that would cost me 60 Rs, but alas, the only ones I could see were Terry McMillan and long-read Stephen Kings and the odd Steve Martini here and there. Finally, just picked up the Marilyn book, and asked the guy to price something. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pay 150&#8221;, he says. Woah! Has to be the first time I paid lesser for two books than I would pay for buying one of them. Began reading Fight Club right that night, during dinner, and finished it the next morning. Yummy. Can&#8217;t believe how faithful the movie was &#8211; except for the nip and tuck there, which added to the goodness of it. Seriously, it would take guts to make a script out of this book.<\/p>\n<p><b>Bollywood Uncensored: What You Don&#8217;t See On Screen And Why<\/b> by Derek Bose. Pretty interesting reading on the peculiar quirks of Indian film censors. I liked the attention Bose paid to the banned documentaries of the seventies and eighties, with a neat comparison chart of what happened to those documentaries. ( Some were allowed to be telecast on Doordarshan by High Court and Supreme court, and others were shafted by DD anyway, when they aired these post-midnight.) <\/p>\n<p>Tim Dorsey&#8217;s <b>Hammerhead Ranch Motel<\/b>, that I finished on the train ride to Madras day before yesterday. One sitting. Another writer in the crime\/comedy genre, and a thoroughly loony one at that. For the most part, the storyline hops around from one oddball occurrence to the other, and as pages turn and timelines mesh, a completely zany series of events transpire &#8211; the climax, naturally, happening at the Hammerhead Ranch Motel. A dancing chihuahua who meets a tragic end when he jumps off a weather-plane, a trivia-spouting schizophrenic who kills people by literally making stuffing of them. From what I have read about Florida courtesy of Hiassen and now Dorsey, the state seems to be full of lunatics and corrupt officials and fugitives on the lam from the other states. <\/p>\n<p>Because I had coupons for Premier Book Stall left over, went and picked up Elizabeth Kostova&#8217;s <b>The Historian<\/b> and Pratibha Ray&#8217;s <b>Yagnaseni: The Story of Draupadi<\/b>. Began the second book, really well-translated ( it was in Oriya originally, I think). If only Ashok Banker could write half as lyrically as Pradip Bhattacharya can translate, I would be a happy man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Six books in seven days is not too bad. Books, as in proper non-graphic-novelly books. Neil Gaiman&#8217;s Anansi Boys. Twice-22 By Ray Bradbury. A collection of short stories collecting two previous short-story releases- The Golden Apples of the Sun and A Medicine for Melancholy. 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