Last night, I dreamt an elephant was chasing me all around my house. Or probably I was chasing it, I don’t remember exactly. <\/p>\n
It’s probably a coincidence that “elephant” and “eBay” both begin with the letter “e”. And “elephant” and “eBay bid” have the same number of syllables. Yeah, just a coincidence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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