{"id":723,"date":"2007-04-03T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2007\/04\/because-this-journal-is-not-cute-enough\/"},"modified":"2007-04-03T15:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T15:34:00","slug":"because-this-journal-is-not-cute-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2007\/04\/because-this-journal-is-not-cute-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"Because this Journal is Not Cute Enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Fe fi fo fum-->I smell cats in my washing machine.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i37.photobucket.com\/albums\/e59\/beatzosan\/home\/cat01.jpg\"> <\/p>\n<p>Two, sleeping soundly on a Sunday afternoon.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i37.photobucket.com\/albums\/e59\/beatzosan\/home\/cat02.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>One could not stand the attention.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i37.photobucket.com\/albums\/e59\/beatzosan\/home\/cat03.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>And the other looks me square in the eyes and says &#8211;  &#8220;Go ahead, turn the water on. I <i>dare<\/i> you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i37.photobucket.com\/albums\/e59\/beatzosan\/home\/cat04.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You aren&#8217;t worth my time, mate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i37.photobucket.com\/albums\/e59\/beatzosan\/home\/cat05.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now sod off while I &#8230;.zzzzzzzz&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The End.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[96,105],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blah","tag-faxoflife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}