{"id":749,"date":"2007-08-23T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T17:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2007\/08\/749\/"},"modified":"2007-08-23T17:46:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T17:46:00","slug":"749","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2007\/08\/749\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beatzo.livejournal.com\/130343.html#cutid1\">Remember the two cute cats in the washing machine<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><!--more More cuteness-->One of them shat on my bean-bag, and the other stole a piece of fish from the kitchen. What pisses me off is that the fish piece was the biggest among the ones I had marinated. I went on to eat three extra pieces of fried fish later in the day, but that did not take the pain away.<\/p>\n<p>This means war, pussies .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the two cute cats in the washing machine?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}