{"id":786,"date":"2007-12-10T08:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T08:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2007\/12\/786\/"},"modified":"2007-12-10T08:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-10T08:44:00","slug":"786","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beatzo.net\/blog\/2007\/12\/786\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read <i>Crooked Little Vein<\/i> on Friday. It&#8217;s a short, nasty quest novel, filled with twenty-first century urban legends ( Warren Ellis claims most of what he wrote is based on things that really happened ) and a menagerie of over-the-top Ellis-ian characters. To an extent, (ok, putting on the critic hat here ), Ellis&#8217;s characters here are stock reproductions of his template cast &#8211; the hard-talking evil-hearted bossman character ( Think Dirk Anger, Spider J, Henry Bendix), the tough-as-nails, tech-friendly female lead ( Aleph, Channon\/Yelena), the cokehead Presidential wannabe, the down-on-his-luck protagonist, right down to the resilient rat in Mike McGill&#8217;s office, the one that begins the proceedings by peeing in his coffee &#8211; it&#8217;s familiar territory for Ellis readers. But the good thing here is, the man does his job well ( as if there was a doubt ). The throwaway nuggets of information Ellis scatters in his narrative leave you gasping with laughter &#8211; provided you laugh at things like tantric sex with ostriches and godzilla bukkake and saline injections in one&#8217;s private parts. It interrupts the narrative only once, I thought, at the point where Michael meets another detective on a flight, who thinks it fit to describe his career experiences in vivid detail to our protagonist. Or maybe I just could not figure out what it is that Ellis was trying to do here &#8211; mock the Hammett\/Chandler genre, or update it for the new century?<\/p>\n<p>But hey, deep down, <i>Crooked Little Vein<\/i> is actually a mushy love story, so there.<\/p>\n<p>I also reread the first volume of <i>Powers<\/i> yesterday. The deal with my copies of Powers is this &#8211; I bought ( at an insanely low price ) issues 7-37 of volume one some years ago. Read the lot then, but had to read the first six issues off scans. Then I bought volume one again, because Brady was offering all of the 37 issues at 50 cents each. Who can refuse such temptation? So I read the lot again yesterday, and it was so much fun. <i>Because<\/i> it&#8217;s a creator-owned series, Bendis and Oeming are not bound by any conventions of the superhero\/detective genre &#8211; and the tale goes places. Trust me on that. Especially the <i>Forever<\/i> arc, which is an origin story of the superheroes in the series, which completely took me by surprise. Can&#8217;t wait to read vol 2, which I have not read before.<\/p>\n<p>I installed an old favourite, <i>Unreal Tournament<\/i> on my machine. My ex-flatmate had downloaded quite a few maps and mods ( quite a few? More like ALL the mods available at that time on the internet) and it&#8217;s kind of a zone thing &#8211; firing up a practice session on Unreal tournament, with the bot-level set at &#8216;masterful&#8217; ( associated skill level comment: &#8220;I hope you like to respawn.&#8221; ) Unreal Tournament used to be my favourite mode of release, right from the days I played it in demo mode in a <i>window<\/i>, because my celeron 333 MHz 32 MB machine just couldn&#8217;t run it. There were only two arenas available in the demo, and I loved playing them all day. The background music was kick-ass, the bots splattered with pretty realistic screams, and most importantly, the flak cannon was among the most satisfying weapons I&#8217;ve ever used in a deathmatch, producing the kind of squelshy virtual gore that&#8217;s made up for years of therapy.<\/p>\n<p>I am in the middle of watching <i>Ratatouille<\/i>. Watching it in controlled doses, every day at dinner. I had completely lost it with Pixar after cars, but Brad Bird is someone I will never doubt again, I swear. What a beautiful movie! I missed out on seeing it in the theater because a bomb exploded in Hyderabad the day I had booked tickets and grrrrrrrgh, we didn&#8217;t go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read Crooked Little Vein on Friday. It&#8217;s a short, nasty quest novel, filled with twenty-first century urban legends ( Warren Ellis claims most of what he wrote is based on things that really happened ) and a menagerie of over-the-top Ellis-ian characters. 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