I don’t believe this.
Yesterday, I had been asked if I wanted to go to Pune again this weekend for another series of lectures. I gracefully declined, the reason being, I thought I needed a weekend of laidback music, nice ‘n easy comfort, maybe a movie-viewing spree. The excuse I gave, however, was that I would be in Bangalore for the Rolling Stones concert. Excuse accepted. Life went on.
Until an hour ago, when my boss called me up. The conversation went something like this:-
Him: Hey! When’s the concert?
(instant mental reaction: concert? what concert? oh, it must be the rolling stones concert. that’s the only one around )
Me: Ummmm, it’s on saturday…no…on Friday…I think.
(basically i had no idea when it was)
Him: (puzzled silence) Oh! I thought you were going there. Aren’t you?
Me: (improvising) Uh…actually I was, but I decided not to.
Him: So are you going or not?
(click click click. I remember yesterday’s excuse. Things start falling into place)
Me: Uhhh. I dunno. I thought I was going to, but plans have changed because it got pre-poned. And I also have lots of work to do on Friday.
(thinking – I hope it’s on Friday, and not Saturday, and I don’t make an ass out of myself)
Him – Ohhh! (sounds pleased. A dedicated beatzophreniac makes the boss happy. Gotta remember that.) No listen! How would you like the Concert sponsored by the company?
(moi – dumbstruck!)
Me – D-uh!
Him – Actually we need someone to go give a lecture in IIIT Bangalore. So you can get your trip and stay all paid for. All you need to do is go do this, and you can go off for the concert. So what say?
Me – Uh, I …..
Him – Hey! Aren’t you taking someone along with you too? Don’t worry, we can sponsor both of you.
(i start thinking of psasi, and things start becoming clearer)
Me – I was going with a friend of mine, he works in Juno….
Him – Oh no, no, no. I mean somebody from the company…
(D-uh?)
Him – Needn’t necessarily be from the Engineering team.
(I get his drift :-P )
Me – Uhhhh, I gotta ask.
Him – Yeah, you do that.
OK.
So two hours and a meeting later, things are this way.
I am going over to Bangalore.
Will be staying until Sunday, would like to board the train Saturday night and come back on Sunday morning, but that might get too hasty.
The concert – back-seat. Will go if i get tickets and have the urge to spend money.
Two marathon lectures cum labs at IIIT on Friday and Saturday.
Resist all temptation to visit Music World, Planet M, and other assorted dens of vice.
To madhavn: Eh Heh Heh Heh.
To fus: Eh Heh Heh Heh.
To yellosonja: Eh Heh Heh Heh.
To everyone else: Eh Heh Heh Heh.
What was it they said about the best laid plans of mice and men??