One fine day, in Panjagutta, I am walking with Mons and generally cribbing about life. ( OK, themask07, whining, not cribbing.)
me: Cripes, I got to buy so many things. My bank balance is a mess. My Wish List is longer than ever. My waistline is increasing, so I even need to buy new clothes. This sucks. My bank account sucks. I suck. Everything sucks.
(Word to the wise: As you must have figured out already, I am no Quentin Tarantino. So my scriptwriting skills are repetitive, and they suck, too.
Second thought: No, not you. i said “the wise”, not “wiseguys”.
Third thought: I suck some more. )
Me ( continued): Like I was saying, everything sucks. And doubly so.
Mons (in her best Vernita-green impression) : Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, bitch.
Later, much later, when the cackles have died down to the extent that people stop staring at us, and the ache in my tummy settles down to a gentle bubbly feeling, I try to come up with a smart-alecky response.
Me: Youuuu say “fuck you bitch”, like weeeeeeee say fuck.you.beetch.
Mons: Splendid!
I cackled all the way home.
Current Kill Bill Count: 17 + 0.5 + 0.4.
SHIT! :p
Very good advice. I promise to do so everyday.
oh hahahahaha.
[Best Jap impersonation]
You must have beeeg geeky friends you say Hattori Hanzo quotes. :)
It gets worse. When I am saying Goodbye to someone, I get a weird urge to Wiggle My Big Toe.
OK, themask07, whining, not cribbing.
u got that right….
Fuuuuck you, beeeetch!
17.09 times???
err…..17.9 times
Thanks for correcting me – I was so dazed by that figure that arithmatic seemed beyond my comprehension!
He should be spanked and sent to his mother :-D
boy, you sure are dazed!!! first 17.09 instead of 17.9 then, arithmatic instead arithmetic. :p Beat Beatzo!!!
Relax, dude. Take a deep breath. Or better still, wiggle your big toe.
The 0.5 + 0.4 times was because I had watched parts of it without completing the movie. Bad, I know….