Hee hee hee ho ha ha!

Last night, at precisely 10:20 PM, I completed the Death Row mission in GTA: Vice City. Then, exactly 30 minutes later, I completed the next mission, called All Hands on Deck!. I feel good!

It all started the night before, when, as a result of multiple rampages passed and stores robbed, I gathered enough money to go buy a place called Hyman Condo. And as it so happened, Hyman Condo has this heli-pad on the terrace. And that has a helicopter parked, just in case an occasional homicidal maniac should choose use it to carry out some unspeakable acts.

So, very leisurely, free from the perils of traffic and sudden urges to jump off the bridge between Little Havana and Vice City, I flew to the junkyard, dispatched of those no-good Haitians, freed Lance and escorted him to el ‘ospitale.

And then, with a broad smile on my face ( and peace in my heart), I had my dinner. Read some of From A Buick Eight – the most guilt-free reading session since last week.

Then I proceeded to Cortez’s yacht and carried out another mission. And then indulged in Kill Frenzies and rampages until it was lights-out.

It’s small things like this that elevates my life from the mundane to the sublime.

So, once again –

Hee hee hee ho ho ha ha !