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A couple of testy days….

Surreal experience of the weekend: Sitting outside the Systems Administrator’s office and eavesdropping on a group of five girls and three guys who were practising their American accents. Practising, as in, the girls recited phrases from a sheet of paper, fumbling over pronounciation, and the guys ( who seemed to be the resident experts) correcting them from time to time. The girls weren’t too bad, I realised, after one of the guys took the piece of paper and gave a live demonstration of How to Speak Americanised English Properly.

Second-most surreal experience of the weekend: Gatecrashing Jay’s farewell party and being offered a bouquet.

I was in Bombay the last four days, working on a client issue, sitting in front of endless rows of 21″ flatscreen monitors and clicking on various instances of Web Application Performance Test. We needed 500 users to run a benchmark, and the evaluation copy of WAPT provides for only 20 users per instance, so we installed 25 instances of WAPT on 25 machines, and whenever a test was fired, we would have to start all of them one by one. Which, you will agree, gives a slightly different twist to the expression “running tests”.

It was raining on Monday morning, so I could not go to Flora Fountain and hunt for books. I was not supposed to buy any books for the next two months, but the Strand Book Fair got a little too much. Found a nice collection of short stories by Kim Newman, he of the Anno Dracula series, a couple of movie-books, and an interesting-looking book on songwriters of the 60’s and 70’s ( Dylan, Cohen, Baez, Carole King and all) They were also selling The Beatles Anthology for 1500 rupees, and because I have sworn not to buy it for more than 1000, and because I was short of cash, and because the weight would have been prodigiously high, I ditched it.

In a bookstall inside the Bombay airport, I found a copy of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, Susannah Clarke’s fantasy novel, ten years in the making, and much lauded by Gaiman and the NY Times and Salon.com. 950 rupees, the cover said, and I dropped it. For now.

Walden has a copy of Persepolis 2, and I plan to get it today, before anyone else does.

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23 thoughts on “A couple of testy days….

    • These people who were practising their accents were employees of a call-centre company, one which takes support calls from the US of A. Everyone of them would take on an assumed name, for examle, Madhavi Jain would become Sharon Walker, on the phone and respond to customer queries with an accent culled from such “tutorial”s.

      It has changed majorly since 1998, let me tell you.

      • yeah, i was going to touch upon the name changing, which i am somewhat bothered by.

        for instance, today my phone support guy was named “howard”. it was clearly from a call center, as have been all of my calls to customer service in the last 2 months.

        i guess from a business standpoint, this cultural masquerade makes sense, but i can’t help but feel that it’s ultimately unnecessary.

        • The funny part is that if you throw a scenario they are not familiar with and its not in the script, they fumble and their orginal accents come out. And then try hard to cover it up. I get quite a few laughs everytime I call americanexpress.

    • Dude, you won’t believe this, but I *just* finished reading it, and typing out initial reactions. :)

      One word of advice, though.

      Don’t. Resist.

      Two words. Close enough.

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