Just your unfriendly alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain smoking, gambling, attention-seeking robot from 3000 AD.
Quotable Stuff:
“Fry, of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.”
Bender: Bending’s my middle name.
Fry: It is?
Bender: Yes. It’s Bender Bending Rodriguez.
“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry: It doesn’t look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
“This is the worst kind of discrimination – the kind against me!”
“Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself!”
“Now normally I charge $500, but since I know you…I’ll have to ask you to pay in advance.”
“They’re not very heavy, but you don’t hear me not complaning.”
“Everybody’s a jerk. You, me, this jerk.”
“Comedy’s a dead art form. Now tragedy, that’s funny.”
“They’re tasty. Let’s call them tasticles!”
Added. :)
been watching episodes, dude?
Got seasons 2-5 from a colleague. :D ( Had DVDs of season One already)
Damn.. never manage to catch that show….
tsk tsk.
Any bets on who’ll be Robot 2 in this series?
I’ll bet on C3PO.
C3PO will come first in the series of “Robots I Would Like To Painfully Bludgeon To Death.” ;-)
My money’s on Marvin.
Futurama is one of the best shows I ever watched on TV.
Futurama is one of the best shows I *never* watched on TV. ;-)
Gimme that DVD for this weekend. Please, stud boy!
Sorry, the first season DVDs are with the other stud boy –.
Kill him and get me that. Please, dare devil.
FYI: Your Dare devil ran off… after a new Elektra.
Nice try.
As I said before, I’ve allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened
here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercyby witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I wantthemyou all to knowtheyyou’ll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.Bite my
Elektrikshiny metal ass.You shoud be running, bub. Snikt!
my man.
something tells me you are going to love Family Guy.
You aren’t the first to tell me so!! :)
Seriously, I need to find out a way to get episodes of Family Guy.
Bite my shiny metal ass, meatbag!
:-)
You know why I’m saying this today!
Oh yeah, I read your post. :-P