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Robots I respect – Part 1


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Just your unfriendly alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain smoking, gambling, attention-seeking robot from 3000 AD.

Quotable Stuff:
“Fry, of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.”

Bender: Bending’s my middle name.
Fry: It is?
Bender: Yes. It’s Bender Bending Rodriguez.

“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry: It doesn’t look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.

“This is the worst kind of discrimination – the kind against me!”

“Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself!”

“Now normally I charge $500, but since I know you…I’ll have to ask you to pay in advance.”

“They’re not very heavy, but you don’t hear me not complaning.”

“Everybody’s a jerk. You, me, this jerk.”

“Comedy’s a dead art form. Now tragedy, that’s funny.”

“They’re tasty. Let’s call them tasticles!”

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