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Of Mahaquizzer, and Sneak Previews

The second instalment of Mahaquizzer, the Karnataka Quiz Association’s All-India Written Quiz is just two days away. I was in Bangalore the last year when it happened, and was made the coordinator of the Hyderabad segment of the quiz. The day of that quiz was one of the worst Sundays ever. there was some political rally going on, so all roads to Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan, in King Koti were blocked by policemen. I could reach the venue myself only because I knew some of the gullies that led from Liberty circle. The turnout was pretty decent. But I cannot but help wondering if more people would have arrived had it not been for those road-blocks.

This year, the Hyderabad venue is St Francis College, just a stone’s throw away from my regular haunts. I used to stay very close to this esteemed ladies’ college two years ago, and the K-Circle would hold their monthly league quizzes in the classrooms of St Francis. One fine Sunday, it was found out that there was, of all things, a recruitment thingie going on, because of which we people weren’t allowed to enter the college. Instead of scuppering a well-made quiz, we ended up doing it in my flat. Yeah, it was a fairly big house, with a huge hall, and all of the participating members could squeeze in somehow and lounge on the somewhat-dusty floor answering questions. I remember the flat watchman getting rather nervous as a number of nattily dressed young (and middle-aged) people strolled into my house, with much enthusiasm – later he told me he thought I was about to be beaten up or something.

Well, I digress. Like I was saying, St Francis is hosting Mahaquizzer this year, and I hope participation is good. I won’t be here, though – I am supposed to be coordinating the Delhi chapter of the quiz, but bsing, I wish you all the best. I hope you buy a cellphone by the time you’re here, you lazy dog, because I’ve been taking calls from Delhi AND Hyderabad, pah.

And as for you quizzers/quiz-dabblers reading this, in case you’re wondering if it’s a good idea to wake up early on a Sunday morning and waste your beauty-sleep for some shady written test-thingie, here are a couple of words of advice. Because I am a coordinator, I’ve had a Sneak Preview of the question paper ( If you’re about to ask me a question, the answer is “No, I shan’t. You will see them on Sunday morning.”), and tried it out under stringent Mahaquizzer conditions. Well, I had more fun last year, when Arul had gotten all the coordinators together to Koshy’s and read out the questions one by one, and we had made a combined score that would have beaten the Mahaquizzer Maximum by quite a few points, heh. I attempted this last night, having taken a copy of the questions home from the office. Unfortunately, I forgot to take a print-out of the key, so had to come verify the answers and scores at the office. I scored quite average, let me assure you, about 44 or 45. I would give myself 45, as I didn’t write the name of a TV series when I was supposed to, inspite of going “A-HA! This is what it should be!”. The line that came to mind immediately after this was “Oh, bummer, but it can’t be this, can it?”, and yeah, I didn’t write it down. But still….)

It’s a brilliant quiz. I am not saying this because I know all of the people who set it and because two of them are on LJ ( take a bow, al_lude and kvk. The other two quizmasters are Dibyendu Das and Ochintya Sharma), but because, seriously, this quiz totally, totally made me sit and pull out my hair when I read the answers. NOT a bad thing. Every question I didn’t get made me feel like I should have gotten the answer, IF ONLY I had thought for ten seconds instead of dismissing it as something too obscure or obfuscated. This in itself makes it a perfect quiz in my opinion. A crib I had with last year’s instalment of Mahaquizzer was that some answers left me completely clueless even after knowing them, and that crib no longer applies this year. The weight given to various topics, at first glance, appears really balanced – I need to take a careful look at it later if I have the time, though, so don’t quote me on that. Some of the topical questions seem clustered on one page ( especially the Hindi movie questions on page 6, pah! )

Right. So if I have managed to pique your interest, here’s one more tip for you. When you have the paper with you, make sure READ the questions carefully. Don’t just hop, skip and jump around, go through them in order. Each of these questions have been framed really well, with just the correct amount of information that could trigger an answer from the depths of your tormented quiz-memories. Oh, tormented you will be, for sure. 150 questions in an hour and a half is no joke!

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To Buy

Pantheon Books is reprinting Craig Thompson’s first graphic novel Goodbye Chunky Rice. The Pantheon website states the release date as May, 2006, and the price is 12.95$. Considering that Pantheon is a proper book publisher ( the earlier graphic novel releases, such as Persepolis 1and 2, David B’s Epileptic and Art Spiegelman’s In the Shadow of No Towers have all been available at regular bookstores in India), I think there is a fair chance that I might be able to buy Goodbye Chunky Rice pretty soon. Need to talk to the folks at Bookworm and Blossom, hmmm. Oh, and Jessica Abel’s La Perdida is also being brought out by Pantheon. We wants!

As a friend pointed out to me recently, Alan Moore and Melinda Gebbie’s Lost Girls, which Moore describes as “literary pornography” ( he refuses to call it erotica) is complete after 16 years of developement. The story is about three classic characters from literature, Dorothy from The Wizardof Oz, Wendy from Peter Pan and Alice from Alice In Wonderland, who, in the year 1914, meet at a chateau and talk about their erotic adventures. Top Shelf Productions is bringing out a 3-volume hardcover edition, on sale from June 2006 for 75$, as well as a signed and numbered edition of 500 copies, available for a mere 150$. *Sigh*. According to the website, “this will be the most expensive book Top Shelf has ever published, with the first printing costing us almost $200K. Why so expensive? Because Lost Girls will be published as three, 112-page, super-deluxe, oversized (9″ x 12″) clothbound hardcover volumes, each wrapped in a beautiful dust jacket, with all three volumes sealed and shrink-wrapped in a gorgeous slipcase. “Much as I would like to buy the lot, I realised that it would be completely impossible to bring it into India – Customs would no doubt be ready with their permanent black markers to protect me from obscenity. Did I ever tell you about my copy of Heavy Metal magazine that had certain pages blackened by our moral guardians?

I am a little hesitant about getting the 2-disc King Kong DVD that’s available right now, because there might be a seperate collectors’ release in the future. With a figurine and all.

Meg Cabot’s seventh Princess Diaries title is out, and is priced at 376 Rs, goddamnit!!! Now I just need to wait until it lands up in the Bargain section of Odyssey at half-price. But, but, what am I saying?? I want to read that book SO BAD, I am pretty sure I am buying it at full price before the month is out. It’s called Seventh Heaven, by the way, keeping in tune with the number-themed earlier books. (Book 3 was Third-time Lucky, Book 4 was Mia Goes Forth, and so on).

Robert Kirkman’s The Walking Dead is one series that is so completely true to the Zombie genre – I have been following it since issue 1, scanned, of course, and when I look to buying it off eBay, the prices make me faint. Apparently the early issues had very low print-runs, so there have been instances of the first two issues selling for 113$, and the first printing of the first issue for 81$ – you get the drift. So what I found is that if I want to buy The Walking Dead, the best thing would be to go, like a true completist, for a slipcased hardcover edition. This collects the first 24 issues of the series, and costs a mere 100$. Another such selling-for-real-high-prices-on-eBay series is Invincible, also by Robert Kirkman, and they have got hardcover collections for this series up on Amazon too.The second collection hasn’t been released yet, though. Heh.

For the record, I would also buy this, but I already have the original comics. Hmm, yeah, that was my oh-look-I-am-so-cool line for the day.

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So this friend of mine reads this post just now, and comes up on GTalk.

Anon Friend: you are not really going to buy chunky Rice right?
Beatzo: :D
I am actually of the opinion that someday, this management guru will come to me and say “dude, i owe my craig thompson love to you, so I bought you a signed copy of Goodbye Chunky Rice as a token of my gratitude.”
Anon Friend: (bitter laughter)
Strong doubts about me becoming a management guru. and secondly i will NEVER ever buy you gifts man.
i mean you are the sort of guy who would totally deflate a potential gifter: “Thanks. but I already have the Ultimate goodbye chunky Rice, signed, numbered, with Craig Thompson’s semen enclosed and packed in Alan moore’s beard shavings. Of course, i can try to sell this on ebay…”

Oh phoo. I need an image makeover, and fast.

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AR Rahman, Comics, Mixtapes, Movies, Music

Of movies, blankets and mixtapes

What really annoyed me after watcing Darna Zaroori Hai is the knowledge that RGV’s scriptwriters are so starved of scary ideas. Between this movie and its precursor, there have been five storylines involving cars on lonely roads. Hey, I know lonely roads are scary, and I understand that you guys drive to Khandala every other weekend and it’s a long frigging lonely drive, but get off it already. My point is, if you want to make a horror movie, you need to understand horror. Are you being scared by what you just wrote and translated to screen? I think you need to go out a little more, read a lot, watch a bit of Argento and Fulci and Hitchcock and Park Chan-Wook. And then maybe you will get out of this loser-level walk-up-behind-me-and-say-boo level of scriptwriting. And someone needs to take a jackhammer to Amar Mohile’s keyboards, there, that’s a horror story for you guys – loony music critic ends up with a jackhammer because the music had subliminal messages in it.


Sasi was here for all of half a day, and just because I was dying to share Blankets with someone, asked him to borrow it off me and read it in the next couple of days. I loved that book. Once upon a time, I totally hated reading autobiographies, but it’s books like Blankets that renew my faith in the fact that people can talk about themselves without laying it on too thick. The book is beautiful, romantic without being cheesy, graceful without being highbrow, poetic without being inaccessible. One of the few books this year ( Yes, I know the year isn’t even half-over yet, but I know that this statement is true, period) that I read in one sitting. And the artwork, oh my goodness, what I wouldn’t do to get ONE PAGE of Craig Thompson’s pencilled art. I had read that he was inspired not by other comic-book artists ( though there were definite Will Eisner influences on the storytelling style), but by post-Impressionist painters like Pissarro, Modigliani and Matisse, and his influences show themselves in flowing panels, full-page thoughtscapes that give me goose-pimples as I read the book.

(So what is Blankets? It’s a graphic novel, by this gentleman named Craig Thompson, an autobiographical retelling of his childhood, his relationship with his brother Phil, and his first love, a girl named Raina who he meets at Christian winter camp. He spends two weeks at Raina’s place, and a greater part of the book deals with these two weeks and their repercussions on Craig’s life. GRAAAH, I am bad at describing things like this, just go and read the Wikipedia entry already, huh?)

This would perhaps be the most beautiful book you won’t read in your lifetime, if you are in India. The steep price-tag (29.95$) ensures that even if it’s imported, the price will be high enough to dissuade people from buying it. Plus, yeah, no scanned versions available yet. It would be tough to scan this without destroying the book, it’s 600 pages. So don’t ask.


I made a mix-mp3 collection, again, part of the weekend project. I call it my Ultimate Though Slightly Biased Feel-Good AR Rahman Mix. Slightly biased because these aren’t songs that have been dubbed (and hence not part of the “national consciousness”, so no Bombay, Roja, Rangeela, Dil Se – you hear?) or are easily associated with ARR Hits package – these are the gems that lie in dormant brain-cells, songs that give me a high everytime I hear them because I have not been saturated by them at any point of time in my life. Each of them has a story, of course, and maybe someday I might get around to wearing off your collective ears with them, but for now, the songs will do. 14 tracks in one zip-file, meant to be listened to in the order in which they are arranged.

You can download the zip right here.

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