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Something’s terribly wrong. The Ocean of Notions is being poisoned, and this means that all Stories, and the Art of Storytelling are drying up in the land of Gup. Things do not bode well for our storyteller Rashid Khalifa, who is losiing the Gift of the Gab, and his son Haroun has to come to the rescue. He has to journey to the perilous land of shadows and silence, the land of Chup, and stop the evil Khattam-Shud.

Somehow, the storyline sounds familiar, eh?

Been ages since I finished a book that made me sit back and grin, grin and grin more.

Haroun and the Sea of Stories, by Salman Rushdie. Nostalgia time: Target magazine gave a brilliant review of the book, once upon a time. (I dunno why, but I pity the kids of today, they don’t have a magazine that grows along with them. Target and me, we were born just a year apart, and we stayed together until I was fifteen and an atrocity named “Teens Today” hit the stands. Egad!) But of course, the thought of finding the book in Guwahati was, simply put, ha-ha-ha. Saw the book for the first time in Calcutta, but of course, it was a hardcover version, and well out of my budget.

Then, when I was in the third year, 33Man tapofied the book from this store in Chennai. But no, I wasn’t in the mood for a “happy” book just then, so I decided to skip it.

Last week, I found the hardcover at dear ol’ MR Book Stall.

Finished it in one sitting. Finished it two days ago, in fact.

The smile never leaves my face.

Haroun Khalifa. Rashid Khalifa. The orbitting-earth-at-the-speed-of-light moon of Kahani. Princess Bat-Cheat, whose singing sends shivers down every spine, and her suitor Prince Bol. Iff, the water-genie and Butt, the hoopoe, Haroun’s friends and companions on his journey. Goopy and Bagha, the two fishes who always speak in rhyme (and who come to the rescue every time).

This seems like a book tailor-made for Indian children, with puns and in-jokes galore in Hindi. At the same time, I couldn’t help but notice all the satirical connotations – the powere of Free Speech and Democracy over a society where communication is strictly regulated.

Russian children’s books, that were published by Raduga and Mir publishers once upon a time, had this same effect on me, I enjoyed reading them SO much, inspite of the Socialist overtones….some of them were SO blatant. But what the heck? They made me laugh, and I can still go back to them and bust my guts with laughter.

Thank you, Haroun, and thank you, Mr Rushdie.

By the way, did you know what makes Kahani go around the earth so fast? Pssst, it’s something called P2C2E. Short for “Process Too Complicated To Explain”.

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A year of “professional” life. Aaaaaah! How can I thank you, O beloved Company I work for? You gave me so much of good things, so many interesting people, a truly engaging environment to work in, and of course, a nice salary. Thank you, thank you, thank you, for making May 8, 2002 to May 8, 2003 one of the best years of my life. And I promise I will check-in a perfect Loadbalancer by Tuesday.

Debug-time!!! The most perfect excuse I can give is – “There ain’t no such thing as perfect code. It’s all illusion!”. The concept of Maya happens to be a standing joke amongst us server-engineers. “Sab Maya hai, bhai!” – when the build fails. Used to crack me up every time I heard it being said aloud. Now it’s my turn to say the same stuff to the QA gang.

eBay Time!!!! Thanks to the one and only 2fargon, I am now the proud possessor of — Mind-boggling long list of comics

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Junkie Blues

I hate it when this happens.

The Sin City comics that I got from 2fargon last Monday had this awful effect of making me want to read more, more, more…..

This kind of craving I can do without.

Checked out eBay this morning. To find out if the other Sin City series are for sale cheap….

There were some.

Found a copy of Superman for all Seasons by Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale at Walden today. That did it!!! I decided (once again) that Prabuddha boss’s Women has to wait one more month. My Sodexhos were put to good use for once!

Why do trade paperbacks of comics cos tso much in India? And why are only the worst titles available here?

I am still scouring eBay, searching for the perfect Sin City deal.

Other stuff to get: Akira, Lone Wolf and Cub, Sandman, Hard-Boiled, Preacher, Fables, all Alan Moore titles, Transmetropolitan. All full runs, at that.

How, how, HOW???

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